WHERE LIQUOR OWNS ART

AFTER 25 YEARS, ITALY’S FAVORITE SUPERSPY IS BACK IN “MAKESON DRINXON’S  JOHN BRAMES JOHN CANNOT BE STOPPED “

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A word from J. Louis Reilly, Founder & CEO of Makeson Drinxon:

“When I emerged from my Holy Mother’s birth canal all those years I did ago, my life began its path toward greatness. Through trial, tribulation, intoxication and indignation, I clawed my way to the top with ain’t not one bit of help from no one.

At the ripe age of fifteen, I was already a rugged man of brooding mystery. Stumbled and taut, I once found myself sat at the end of some dusty rathole cantina south of the border, underneath two handfuls of bushy prostitute. When the barman asked me my drink in whatever foreign tongue his lips smacked in, without question or knowledge of the divine hand gently guiding my voice, I spoke:

Tequila & Brandy.

And ever since, the way has been paved. Now, as I stand above the world and look down from upon high, it is you who gets to revel in the glory of my genius. Enjoy it. Imbibe it. Bathe in it. And most importantly, buy it. It’s my two favorite liquors. Put together.”*

-J. Louis Reilly, CEO

(dictated, not written. *heavily edited)

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